alright, put the money in the bag….
PUT IT IN
umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir
ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
- person I dislike: *coughs*
- me: can you not
shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time